I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

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saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

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"aw i’m sorry that sucks. i feel ya"

me anytime someone tells me something’s wrong (via adultnapped)

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do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

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Amazing haha

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Favourite Movies: The Shining

"I can remember when I was a little boy. My grandmother and I could hold conversations entirely without ever opening our mouths. She called it "shining." And for a long time, I thought it was just the two of us that had the shine to us. Just like you probably thought you was the only one."

(via sodamnrelatable)





this is the coolest thing ive seen on this website


Wait what how

what the fuck you mean how? a goddamn computer, that’s how

fuckin think this is some real bullshit like you’re confused as to how someone can hold water and a tiny ass ship are u fuckin’ kidding me


fuck u

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